Not many leaves in the winter though! Maybe spring will save our backsides in more ways than one! 
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In India they still use water. Now, if only I could remember which hand you are supposed to use.
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And the Roman soldiers used sponges on the end of a specially made wooden rod/stick.
The shower too
So many hygienic ways
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Which is the origin of the phrase âgetting the wrong end of the stickâ
Seriously.
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@happybeing Are there many swans near your mooring? Im told a swans neck is a most luxurious method of wiping your arse and the real reason why swans were reserved for Engish royalty <>spit<>
It is recommended to detach the neck from swan first as they can be bad-tempered creatures and inconvenient to deal with whilst your keks are at your ankles
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I really think you should video this Willie - it would make a very helpful public information video for YouTube. And for that market I do recommend using a live swan. Viral sharing is important to getting the message out, and in any case weâd run out of swans even quicker than toilet paper.
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I concur but the logistics are against me. You have swans on your doorstep, however.
Do let us know how you get on 
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Come to think of it a chicken would be even better so donât give up so easily. In fact you could do a series using different foul and then onto animals of all kinds. There could be âExtremeâ sub-genres using 
dangerous animals too. Think big, you could have found your niche!
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Nah - a chicken neck is too short. A swaan really requires flunkies to operate successfully which is why Prince Charles of the Ears is so protective of his personal staff. One at each end for a satisfying pull through and then a 180 rotation for a polisher.
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Years ago, I heard in a NGO presentation concerning a project in Africa that they also use dogs over there to solve the problem: lickingâŚ
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No chickens! Please! Listen to @Southside. Mink fur, on the other hand. HmmâŚ
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Someone elseâs
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Hmm, surprised no one mentioned using a bidet. One you get used to it, youâll wonder why you ever used toilet paper.
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@southside I see you have put a lot of thought into the practicalities of this. Isnât âbidetâ Gaelic for drinking fountain?
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âfuaran òilâ apparently but bidet is definitely the English translation of the French word bidet.
In Gaelic its the much more poetic âbobhla nighe airson do bhonnâ which sadly these days is usually shortened to the original French. Quelle dommage.
Celebrated of course in the traditional peurt a beul chanson " Bidet, bidet berr bum"
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Bidet price and trading topic: to wash away the history of this thread.
Stay SAFE, Europe!!
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so polo relisted STEEM. There were some politics at play (ie Justin Suns âhostile takeoverâ)⌠but anyways I find that encouraging we can at least say not all delistings are permanent. With an actual product available to the public now we should see more and more people in the trollbox chanting MAID. I just wonder what threshold of interest would make them say whops that was a mistake to delist.
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Hmmmmm Bittrex withdraw fee just went from 2 MAID to 10 MAID. 
Better than what Poloniex did with 80. IIRC bittrex was 10 a couple of years ago
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50 cent isnât that bad, whatâs the cost of an omni transaction nowadays if you want to be sure its processed relatively promptly.?
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