Clippy?!?
Say it’s not so.
FFS <— expletives acronym apprently deleted…
Dearie dearie me. Gosh!!. Jings crivvens, Help ma Boab – Even Microsoft dumped that animated paper-clip. Has it resurfaced zombie-like in Troon harbour?
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“cargo test” on safe_vault now skips any tests. Instead you must use the use-mock-crust option. For example, if you compile to produce the “release” binary (compiles a binary without the debugging symbols, and therefore gives a smaller and faster binary):
cargo test --release --features use-mock-crust
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Nice to see the screenshot virus is spreading ;-).
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I’m hoping we’ll actually see some software this week, you know something we can boot up and use. How close are we to having the MVP functional?
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Come oooooooooon update! I don’t think we’ll get MVP today but it’d be a pleasant surprise. I have a fever and the only cure is more Tuesday safe network updates.
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with you there… hoping for something other than all this Satoshi malarkey
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From a recent article: “According to Lambert the MVP will be a quiet launch within the next few weeks.”
Edit: Source http://futurescot.com/future-internet-might-lie-hut-troon/
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link please? (filler)
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You’ve beat me to my edit lol
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right after that line it reads:
“An excited developer forum is currently preparing for the open source network to arrive”
i wonder who they are referring to? certainly nobody in this thread? 
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I’m thinking the next test will be today or very soon. Vault tests from home. Any plus ones on that guess?
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when will the update be released? .______. 
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Gosh…why don’t you stress out the Maidsafe team bit more so they get totally exhausted? Good god…
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I think some of us here need girlfriends… these Tuesday updates really are not a substitute…
right time for me to upgrade to Tinder Plus !
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I think we’re all just showing excitement, it’s a bit like clockwork and we look forward to it. I think the maid safe team knows it’s all in good fun they are rock stars but still humans and we all know that. If it needs to be said then, no pressure maid safe team. We’re here to support not be a burden 
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I’m ready to go fishing this is really holding things up… 
guess ill need to slum the update and read it on the phone, but then it will be while drinking a cold one with the sun on my back. 
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Hello Alice, I’m Bob. Security joke ha couldn’t help myself
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Nothing against excitement really, but why don´t you save your excitement for the release? This situation is an ongoing state and Maidsafe people occassionally said it was fine and that they are putting the pressure on themselves. But seriously, what are they supposed to say otherwise?
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