Greetings,
fellow Earthlings and aspiring Safe Network enthusiasts!
Drumroll, please! 
I’m absolutely thrilled to announce the grand premiere of the Safe Network Calendar, now in its sixth season! Yes, you heard it right – we’ve been doing this for so long that even the Mayans would be impressed. (2019 ; 2020; 2021; 2022; 2023)
My team of calendar elves has been working harder than Santa’s reindeer in a snowstorm to bring you this masterpiece. It’s like the Met Gala of tech calendars, only with fewer celebrities and more encryption.
I promise you’ll be so impressed with my creation that you might consider quitting your day job to pursue a career as a full-time Safe Network Dev. It’s a thing; trust me. 
English - download
Bulgarian - download
German - download
Russian - download
French - download
Spanish - download
As we approach the new year, let’s take a moment to reflect on the important things in life: good health, good fortune, and a calendar that shows the weekly Dev updates. I’ve got you covered on that last one.
May your days be filled with more joy than finding the last slice of pizza in the fridge and more prosperity than an early MAID investor in the 2030s. 
Let’s all raise a virtual toast to a year filled with success, happiness, and more Safe Network testnets than you can generate from a random cryptographic key. Here’s to making the Safe Network the safest, quirkiest, and most connected place on the internet. Together, we’ll surf the waves of Privacy, Security and Freedom like fearless penguins in a sea of encrypted data!
Cheers to a new year filled with laughter, love, and fewer Dev updates that require a PhD to understand. Let’s rock 2024 like it’s a concert for the Safe Age!
Stay safe, stay connected, and most importantly, stay laser focused on the launch. 
Yours in cybernetic merriment,
Dimitar
Privacy. Security. Freedom
